英语幽默故事 太委屈

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概要：A girl named little rong, the residents living beside the square upstairs. From what time to start, she was a young police patrol square attracted, free will in the window at the wear uniforms, but she did not have the courage to go up.A friend knows her mind, give her a idea: "let you take some silk handkerchiefs to meet him, to walk in front of him, pretend a handkerchief when the ground, if he bent to pick, you can send him a flight for you. If he will put a handkerchief with m

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　　A girl named little rong, the residents living beside the square upstairs. From what time to start, she was a young police patrol square attracted, free will in the window at the wear uniforms, but she did not have the courage to go up.

　　A friend knows her mind, give her a idea: "let you take some silk handkerchiefs to meet him, to walk in front of him, pretend a handkerchief when the ground, if he bent to pick, you can send him a flight for you. If he will put a handkerchief with me, you can achieve a handkerchief for media now!"

　　little rong let feel this way good, readily accepted. This work with a big, her towel bag several silk handkerchiefs, I held in my hand, and in the square up pace for five laps, finally, the young policeman figure appeared, and came to her.

　　Let's heart like a little fawn disorderly bump, watched the police from her distance closer, 5, 4, 3, 2... She is indifferent to unpunctual, gently pull organs, immediately, towel and handkerchief together falls on the ground.

　　The young policeman went to see her, let little before, and see the silk, then seriously say: "young lady, I noticed you for a long time, please don't BaiTanEr here!"

　　太委屈

　　有个姑娘叫小容，住在广场旁边的居民楼上。不知从什么时间开始，她被一位在广场上巡逻的年轻警察吸引住了，有空就在窗前凝望那个穿警服的身影，但是她没有勇气上去表白。

　　一个朋友知道了她的心事，给她出了个主意：“小容，你带一些丝手帕迎着他走过去，到他面前的时候，假装把手帕落在地上，如果他弯腰去捡，你可以乘机送他一块。 他若是对你有意，一定会把手帕带在身边，你们就能成就一段手帕为媒的佳话啦！”

　　小容觉得这个办法不错，欣然采纳。这天下班，她用一块大方巾包了几条丝手帕，捧在手里，在广场上来来回回踱了五圈，终于，那位年轻警察的身影出现了，而且向她走了过来。

　　小容的心像小鹿乱撞，眼看着警察离她的距离越来越近，5、4、3、2……她算准时机，不动声色地轻拉机关，顿时，方巾和手帕一起飘落在了地上。

　　那位年轻的警察走到小容面前，看看她，又看看地上的丝巾，然后严肃地说：“小姐，我注意你很久了，请不要在这里摆摊儿！”

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